Two Chicks - One Dance - ONE Opinion

Title: UWI Final Fete
Concept: End of Exams BASHMENT
Promoters: Taylor Hall
Cost: $300
Venue: Students Union, UWI Mona Campus
Date: Friday, May 11th 2001

Tru: This was unexpected. I thought my Friday night would've been uneventful. That shit was off the hook!
Mic: Fi real! Last minute ting...turn out good. Long time I don't enjoy myself like dat!

Tru: When wi come in...Superman have di mic A WAY! Bringin' di real dance vibes. He's from Code Red sound I think. Anyway, 'im bad.
Mic: Yes, with Master Lee selectin'? Bad. AND WHEN RUSH COME ON WID 'IM REMIX DEM?! Bumbaaaaclawt! Dance bus...bus...bus!
Tru: Trus' me! an' Jazzy T did have the place a way. Not to mention Karim!
Mic: Nuff nuff respec' to Jazzy, yo! 'Im nuh stop big up Whaddat!

Tru: I love that venue. It has so much potential. Is a pity alot of promoters don't use it.
Mic: I agree. Students Union is the last of a dying breed of good venues.

Tru: $50 fi RUM?! Dem ting deh! I will always support UWI.
Mic: Well, di $50 rum ting was wicked fi real. And of course the free Red Stripe (gratuitous plug) before 12. Lawd...poor me.
Tru: Bongs & all. I saw one nigga with like, three in his hand...PLASTERED.

Mic: Sponsors really support the students still. Love dat.
Tru: The crowd was SO diverse too. It was good to see some new faces.
Mic: Yah well, differently, mi neva too blend in when mi come een. Some dude stuck his hand in my bag! I had to deal wid 'im still. I tink im run wey. Eh EH! NEVA UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF DA MIC CHIK! Bwaa-haa-haaaaa!!!!
Tru: Easy. Take a CALMtrex.
Mic: BWA-HAHAHAHAAAAAAA!

Tru: Ok, back to the party. The Party Animal Kurt Riley. How 'im have dem CD so?
Mic: Lawd TRUST ME, rude girl! I was in utter amazement watching Jazzy play him record and Kurt play him CD SIMUTANEOUSLY, OK?! Y'all wouldn't understand the greatness, ok?

Tru: Spragga, Tanto Metro & Devonte, Sean Paul, Jigzagulaaaa & Coppershot (big up big up) & Bling Dawg were in the house. Lovin' every minute of it!
Mic: I cyaan believe dat nobody touch di mic! Good thing, cuz I woulda run up on it half-bent. Hahahaa! Never a good thing.
Tru: On that note...the bar could've been a bit more organized. Same goes for the drink ticket booth. Everybody was bunglin' up.
Mic: Yes and this one chick behind the drinks ticket booth was so FACETY. The beer bar chicks were cool though. And the mix drink bar guys were SOOOOO CUTE!
Tru: You'd a mus' say dat eeeh? I wasn't really pennyin' dem still.
Mic: Well yuh dun know. It's always good to admire from afar.

Tru: We coulda done without the soca interlude *yawn*
Mic: No shit! It just neva belong.
Tru: But den dem mek up for it by playing all the old school hip-hop. T'ANK GOD!
Mic: Wha! And all di old rockas! I was dyin!!
Tru: Yup! Dat did hype.

Mic: So all in all it was wickeeeeed! EVERYBODY who was there had a BLAST! I am so glad we went. Everything was perfect. Only three bills to get in, cheap juice and supreme vibes!
Tru: I agree. Made for some excellent photo ops.
Mic: Over a hundred in all actually.

Tru: Those people really did a great job, and nuff people support it.
Mic: So that's it. WELL DONE! One.
Tru: Best Friday night I've had in months! Peace!