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Title:
Lifestyles - Pimps & Hoes
Concept: Monthly Theme Party
Promoters: Craig Powell, Ian McNally, Philip Bernard
Cost: $300 w/ costume, $500 w/out
Venue: Liguanea Club
Date: Saturday, March 24th, 2001
Review by: M!C~ChiK
BIG
PIMPIN & SPENDING G's...uh uh uh...BIG PIMPIN IN KINGSTON CITY!
Ha haaaaa! What
a ting, eeh man? Anybody who was at Pimps & Hoes will tell you, the freaks
came out that night. For most of those who tried, the Pimps were totally
ghetto'd and the Hoes were totally skanky. Of course, I had to indulge
in the masquerade, so I grabbed a Cohiba. Not much else i could do seeing
as I am the biggest Pimp of the female species out there, yuh dun know
(*wink*).
First things first...it was a total b!tch to get inside. I was actually
contemplating leaving but all my boys jumped through VIP. Just true I didn't
want to leave them why I didn't go in first. Just kidding mah nizzas. I
need to mention of course, that the Lifestyles Boyz took the time 'apres'
party to write their e-mailing list apologizing for the long line outside.
That's why we love 'em and that's why for generations
before us and for generations beyond, they will continue to be supported
to the absolute fullest. Foundation, yuh dun know.
So we all went in and I was pleased to see the great turn out and the amount
of people that partook in the theme. Renaissance was doing their
thang and keeping everybody bouncin' as usual. The juice (JOOZE!) was
flo-o-owin' and everybody was mackin'. Love to see it!
One thing that I did differently this time, was take in the contest.
I have never actually witnessed a Lifestyles Theme Party competition
before, and I thought it was just based on costume. Well, apparently not.
Apparently it's all about attitude and crowd favouritism. Ver-r-r-ry
vibes indeed. I was there, sitting on the foot high stage, snappin' pics,
and I must say, I got some very..umm..INTERESTING pictures
of the females taking part in the contest. You'll see the chicks here and
have a chance to judge them and the pimps as well, but we'll save
the juicy pictures for our 'BEAR' TINGS
page, going up the week of April 15th. Y'all betta hold on to your hats
for THAT one! Heh heh. Big tings! So the competition for me was a little
disappointing because the contestants I thought should've won, didn't win.
The Pimp in Black was
ready and set to give the audience some "Pimp Poetry" but they didn't give
him a chance. I spoke to him afterwards and he had prepared to recite a
quote from the flick "I'm Gonna Git You Sucka". Maybe the younguns
won't know about this infamous 1989 movie starring Keenan Ivory Wayans,
but the title of the poem is 'Bitch Betta Have Mah Money!'. Just
a tid bit for ya'll, but I'm sure it would have been really funny if he
had been allowed to proceed. Oh, well.
So, Pimps and Hoes was good. I wasn't in the best of moods that night,
maybe coz I was thuggin' it out but everybody seemed to have a blast!
But, one more thing before I rate it...Remember 'Mr. Lifestyles', we
want louder music outside at Liguanea Club...and the thing with the 'special
bar' this Saturday gone (April 7th) was just not working for me... and
everybody else, for that matter. ALTHOUGH I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE PYJAMA
JAMMY JAM ON THE 28th APRIL, I don't want to see that dumb bar at
the back reserved for the 2 for 1 special...THEY MIX THE DRINKS MUCH MUCH
WEAKER THERE!!!! I swear! Just something I got from the general public's
combined opinion.
I
RATE PIMPS & HOES AT...
(*thinking*...hmmm...lesse...there's the Jooze factor...I give that
3/5 cues...the Theme Party factor...that's 4/5 chicks for participation
rate...then the off-season factor which isn't really off-season coz
we were at the end of Spring Break, so I'll just forget about that rating...then
the overall vibe which was about a 3/5 chicks...that's a total of
3 + 4 + 3 divided by 3...)
3.5/5
VIBES CHICKS!!
THAT'S
GREAT! - Keep
it up guys!!!
One.
Mic.
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