Title:
Uncensored Y2K1
Concept: Annual Bashment
Promoters: Dark Entertainment
Cost: $500
Venue: Mas Camp
Date: Friday, June 29th, 2001

Tru:
So how was friday guys?
Mic: Intoxicating to say
the least. Vex seh di Port Antonio flex get squash.
Tru: I can't believe you
guys actually went to Uncensored.
Fyah: Well, we went to PP's
birthday party first and got some free daiquiries. They were
gooood.
Mic: Yeh, kick off the night
with some healthy rum bwoy. Him tell me seh police did a give
him some problems with the sound so everybody push out early.
Nuff people were at Uncensored.
Fyah: Trust me, the cars
did stretch out way down Oxford Rd. when wi pull up. I never
expected anything less. What else is there to do on a Friday
night other than the usual Peppers and the usual Indies.
Tru: Was it any better?
Was it a collective exodus from Peppers and Indies? Any new
faces?
Fyah: Trust me. Different
people. It was the very young or the very old.
Mic: Ok, I didn't really
see it like dat. Mi jus' see nuff younguns. Mi jus' deh pon
di move with the cam a try get some different faces. And I do
agree that there were lots.
Tru: It was all inclusive?
Fyah: No it wasn't all inclusive.
Mic: NO WAY. I wish!
Fyah: So anyway, we arrive
and we went to the dj booth backstage...we flash the whaddat
smile and it was all good. It was like a congregation of "webmasters"
back there yo.
Mic: Yes. Tell me about
it. And a slew of DJs. I think all di sound bwoys was at Uncensored.
The tension was high.
Fyah:
Too much testosterone.
Tru: Like who?
Fyah: DJ Karim, Arif Cooper...
who was it that was going on about Superman and cussin' all
sorts of foolishness?
Mic: Leftside.
Tru: Why were thay cussin'?
Mic: Dumb sh!t. Superman
say true all 5 man did wan' play one time, Leftside get fed
up and hol' the mic and get vex.
Fyah: I sick a dem DJ comin
wid dem bad vibes to parties yo. Isn't the point of going out
to have fun? If I wan' see clash, I will go to a clash. Besides
there ain't nuthin' worse than an uptown clash.
Mic: Well, there's an official
uptown clash on the 12th which should be interesting.
Fyah:
Who else did play?
Mic: Jazzy, Dr. Dre, Black
Chiney and this sound from the Bronx called Concord.
Fyah:
What the fu*k is up with these young people? When dem
t'row on a Shabba or a Supercat is like dem stop moving. Dem
don't know 'bout the King a Dancehall? The only people dancing
was me and my friends. Is alright. Sashi will give them a lesson
in DAT!
Tru: Yeh, Shabba's slated
to perform . Dem will get schooled. It should be tough! So which
sound did wicked?
Mic: Black Chiney causin'
chaos in Jamaica it seems.
Fyah: As far as I am concerned
I have no complaints about the music. They kept my ass jumpin'
throughout the entire party.