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Title: Uncensored Y2K1
Concept: Annual Bashment
Promoters: Dark Entertainment
Cost: $500
Venue: Mas Camp
Date: Friday, June 29th, 2001

Tru: So how was friday guys?
Mic: Intoxicating to say the least. Vex seh di Port Antonio flex get squash.
Tru: I can't believe you guys actually went to Uncensored.
Fyah: Well, we went to PP's birthday party first and got some free daiquiries. They were gooood.
Mic: Yeh, kick off the night with some healthy rum bwoy. Him tell me seh police did a give him some problems with the sound so everybody push out early. Nuff people were at Uncensored.

Fyah: Trust me, the cars did stretch out way down Oxford Rd. when wi pull up. I never expected anything less. What else is there to do on a Friday night other than the usual Peppers and the usual Indies.
Tru: Was it any better? Was it a collective exodus from Peppers and Indies? Any new faces?
Fyah: Trust me. Different people. It was the very young or the very old.
Mic: Ok, I didn't really see it like dat. Mi jus' see nuff younguns. Mi jus' deh pon di move with the cam a try get some different faces. And I do agree that there were lots.

Tru: It was all inclusive?
Fyah: No it wasn't all inclusive.
Mic: NO WAY. I wish!

Fyah: So anyway, we arrive and we went to the dj booth backstage...we flash the whaddat smile and it was all good. It was like a congregation of "webmasters" back there yo.
Mic: Yes. Tell me about it. And a slew of DJs. I think all di sound bwoys was at Uncensored. The tension was high.

Cheeeeeeeese! "I'm blue da ba di da bi da" "Oh my God..are you..like..serious?" aka Bling Dawg & Ashy. WEH RODNEY DEH? BLAZE IT UP ELLY Blaaaaze it up! Yes Taj..get dat number! Leftside HYPE! Superman gwaan bout him bidniz
Skibidibi! Haweye an' BLA BLAU Sean a Paul THIS yute...Concord oonu name? Yes Alo..iz a bird, iz a plane, iz Whaddat Original Middle Eastern blingin' Don't stop on OUR account! Not like nobody lookin'! Bitchin' party dude! **huh?** If a war....

Fyah: Too much testosterone.
Tru: Like who?
Fyah: DJ Karim, Arif Cooper... who was it that was going on about Superman and cussin' all sorts of foolishness?
Mic: Leftside.
Tru: Why were thay cussin'?
Mic: Dumb sh!t. Superman say true all 5 man did wan' play one time, Leftside get fed up and hol' the mic and get vex.
Fyah: I sick a dem DJ comin wid dem bad vibes to parties yo. Isn't the point of going out to have fun? If I wan' see clash, I will go to a clash. Besides there ain't nuthin' worse than an uptown clash.
Mic: Well, there's an official uptown clash on the 12th which should be interesting.

Fyah: Who else did play?
Mic: Jazzy, Dr. Dre, Black Chiney and this sound from the Bronx called Concord.
Fyah: What the fu*k is up with these young people? When dem t'row on a Shabba or a Supercat is like dem stop moving. Dem don't know 'bout the King a Dancehall? The only people dancing was me and my friends. Is alright. Sashi will give them a lesson in DAT!
Tru: Yeh, Shabba's slated to perform . Dem will get schooled. It should be tough! So which sound did wicked?
Mic: Black Chiney causin' chaos in Jamaica it seems.
Fyah: As far as I am concerned I have no complaints about the music. They kept my ass jumpin' throughout the entire party.

Arif a sing when him should be spinnin'. RENAISSANCE! Dre hurtin up the mic "You guys dun' di place!" GREEEEEAT! Watchin' from a far. Always good. Peace mah brotha Uptown massive...bent
Where are all the boys? Wha! Blacks a SMILE fi di camera?? Yes Karim..tell dem who run tings! Black Chiney pass tru Jamaica like Monsoon Simone..whoever yuh a chat to have yuh WEAK Swade..watch di big tune tek ova! WHADDAAAAT? Coppershot?
"Yes, Mummy. I soon come home!" Hi. I'm red! A fi wi bartenda! Isn't this fun, guys? Look here, nuh. Why yuh nah chat to me? Please God no! watchere! you in trouble now young lady! I've fallen. Help me up!

Mic: Well, I had fun. BUT why the drinks so expensive at these parties? $100 for a Heineken. Kinda greedy if you ask me. What time we did leave?
Fyah: We were there when it was done. Is kind of embarassing when you're leaving the same time the DJ's are packing up dem equipment. I buck Jazzy on the way out. I shame!
Mic: Of yeah...we were the last to leave.
Tru: So why you guys left so late?
Fyah: You know how we always have to be looking for Mic at the end of a party because she doing whatever. We were inside looking for her and finally decided to go outside and there she was sitting cooly on the bonnet of the car smokin' a cat.
Mic: Heh heh. The cam's battery did dead from long time.

Tru: Sounds like you guys had a good time.
Fyah: Yeh man, I dropped home Mic and spent another hour chattin' bout di website. I never reach home 'til bout 5:30 in the morning. The sun was up. The night did tough still.
Mic: Yeh man. Great.
Tru: So dat's it?
Mic: mm hmm. Mi a go rest...recover from this weekend. One.
Fyah: Fi real! Likkle more.
Tru: Peace.

 
     
     
     
     
     
     
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