Title: Special Delivery
Concept: All-Inclusive Christmas Party
Promoters: High Society
Cost: $FREE
Venue: Villa Ronai
Date: Sunday, December 23rd, 2001

By: Fyah & Mic (..and DBuck)

Fyah: Yow i sorry seh I reach dat ting so late. Unlike every other Jamaican party, this one actually started on time... I hear seh di vibes did mell' from the start.
Mic: My girl, I reach there from bout 5pm and trust mi...when wi reach inside there, it was me and Babiface alone inside there...oh yeah...and the bar full a VX..heh heh
Fyah: So yuh aright then.You have the three elements right there. The bar, the DJ and the tuff venue.
Mic: Trus mi. I did aright yes! and the free cigarettes that i did NOT indulge in because I had "quit" smoking for those couple of hours.
DBuck: Yeh right..no chance in that

Fyah: Anyway ..that wasn't the case when I got there because it's cyar i did get greet with. Dem stretch from Stilwell straight go up a Diamond Rd. so i had to go find a park.
Mic: well we parked right in front of Villa Ronai. We had our pick of all the designated parking spots out there.
Fyah: So why everybody reach there so late if it's supposed to be a pool party? caw i come in my gears ready and I was the only person dressed for that vibe!
Mic: well remember seh we change the Jamaican motto from "Out Of Many One People" to A jus "So It Go Inna Yard".
Fyah: Yeh everybody decked out in their same old shirt and same old pants as usual. Why nobody cyaan be an individual in this country.
Mic: I am I am!!
Fyah: Yeh you did look nice...and you can out that too y'hear?
Mic: har har har

Fyah: as I step in I was greeted with a bottle of Moet.
Mic: mussi Stu Dawg greet yuh..
Fyah: Actually no..Stu had the grades. It was none other than the promoters themselves who gave me the VIP greeting.
Mic: Sorry ma'am. High Society working their high society bourgeois (thanks bourgeoisie..Tru soon come!! LOL) shit. dem good though - fi have a free party!! hahahahahahaha
Fyah: Free ALL INCLUSIVE party.
Mic: Yes. Maybe to show how much dough they got?
Fyah: Nah still. Trying to convince us to come back next time - and PAY! At least I hear that was the concept behind everyting. Is a wicked idea still.
Mic: Yeh? Well will they have the VX, the free smokes, the SHRIMP And the smoked marlin NEXT TIME??????
Fyah: Good question. Why don't you call them and ask them.

Mic: I most certainly will. hm. I was stuffing my face with the marlin. It was almnost as good as my mum's own *plug plug! big up Mange Tout!!*
Fyah: Well, by the time I reach I couldn't find no marlin so I stick with the usual curry goat and jerk chicken.
Mic: Umm Fyah..It was upstairs AND in abundance all the while you were there dummy. Yuh neva know seh there was an upstairs? That's where all the bourgeois food was. hee hee
Fyah: ...and people I imagine. I guess that's why I wasn't upstairs.
DBuck: I never go upstairs either.
Mic: Well that just goes to show! Hahahaha. Joke.
DBuck: ...and no-one was dancing.
Fyah: Yuh neva see nobody dancing? I was dancing.
Mic: I was drinking.
Fyah: Anything new? So was everyone else. Yow differently, I thought the music was wicked, cuz they were playing all the old reggae shit.

Mic: MY GIRL!!! When we reach inna dem early hours deh...Babiface was playing some RASS old hip hop. Like I'm talking "Touch Me Tease Me" by Case & Foxy aright!
Fyah: And DOO DOO BROWN!! *beebox riddim* *singin* *rappin* YEH BOYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! He was playing over that later on in the night, star!
Mic: Yeh Fyah, like dat. Yuh have it down pat!
Fyah: Yuh dun know. Babiface is really really popular in Toronto right? I mean, you've heard of him before right?
Mic: Well no still, but maybe he got big after I left there - in '99. But fi real...'im wicked still. Not to mention MykiE from Renaissance who was SPINNING that night!
Fyah: Yeh, I know Renaissance was spinning that night.
Mic: All while promoting their Christmas Eve party...which you missed...which was wicked!

Fyah: I wouldn't recommend having that party up there - at that venue - if they are expecting more people.
Mic: Why?
Fyah: It just seem very crowded - on the dancefloor and ting. I mean it wasn't overdone. It was perfect, yuh knuh, but if you're going to have more people, then it's going to be too crowded.
Mic: Fi real..the vibe was just right. The vibe was perfect actually. i don't stop tell them that their party was the shit for Christmas. I mean for real! No other party can test!!!!
Fyah: Everything was on the mark, and I like that it basically lock down by 1am. That was enough party for me.

Mic: Yeh man, Delano lock off the set one time at midnight, then the people dem deh they need more time to party! You don't see that shit happening at any round town bout di place session do ya? I mean, look what happens when dem ready fi lock off party anywhere else? Nothing can be done about it. A jus' suh!
Fyah: But that's because it only went on 'til one o'clock!
Mic: True true...mi jus' a get a likkle jumpy still how dem deal with certain people different.
Fyah: But they didn't HAVE to lock it down because it ended early anyway.
Mic: Yes yes I see it. It just piss me off how police and neighbours deal with broke ass promoters nowadays. Next topic dat. To get straight to the point...Special Delivery was the best party of Christmas..ain't no denying THAT!!! ONE.
Fyah: Ain't nuthin else to say. Likkle more.