by The Whaddat Chicks feat. Stu Dawg

Mic: I told you guys it was going to be fuckin' ram!
Stu: Straight up, Mic spoil the whole dance for me from she show me that picture of the girl in the pink shorts. It was too close. And that was at the END of the night! Hahahaa!
Tru: What you saw?
Stu: The ass look a way. Like she need some putty kinda vibes.
Tru: HAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa!
Fyah: I don't know what girl you talking bout.
Mic: The girl in the pink shorts that won. I got a pic that was taken at a little too close a range. Everyting show up pon dat deh bottom. But, whatever. She have 5 grand more than she did on Friday! Anyway, Liguanea Club cawk like mi neva see it eva. Not even near dat.

Stu: I couldn't manage the crowd at no time. We stayed 'round di back where we were protected by the couches and ting.
Fyah: It was too f*cking ram.
Stu: Look like the kids came out to have a good time though. Wilding out. Flashbacks of when we were yutes.
Tru: But it was ridiculously packed. I want to know whose idea it was too have one bar.
Stu: I didn't even realize there was one bar. It never really affect me still. Rum just find its way in my hand. That shit was hectic though. Just to get into the dance was crazy!
Fyah: That was the worst aspect of the party. How long was the line when you get there Stu? Cuz we reach at 2.

Stu: The line itself was ridiculous. But the WOMEN come out to impress... Nadinola out... Lotion up the butt cheeks and ting. 99 percent of the niggas there should have been in heaven! It was all about the pum pum slit.
FYAH, MIC & TRU: EEEEEEW!!!!
Stu: You couldn't get fool by no hair buff last night.
Mic: Thank you for that last comment. Glad to hear. *roll eyes* Now, let me tell you the competition was terrible man! I was wrenchin' up my face taking the pics. Too bad you guys never see it. It was all about the skinningest out. (competition pics below)
Fyah: There was no way I was going to make my way through the crowd to watch no girl, in no shorts, in no dancing competition and the man dem a gwaan like some animals.
Mic: Yo, I was by the stage and I had to be pushin' heads and hands and bodies from in front of the camera. They really bomb rush the stage this time star.
Tru: The chicks got to do their thing this time? Same contestants as always?
Mic: Yes, except for Notorious. She neva deh up deh. Couple of them had to redeem themsleves from previous contests and in fact dem done the competition.
Stu: Let me tell you, the young girls are very brazen... much more brazen than oonu...our crowd...back in the day.
Fyah: Wha! I see some shorts weh look like bikinis!! Di batty rida dem bwoy. Tru and I kept asking each other if our shorts were too short and kept pulling them down and ting.

Stu: And a next ting...it was a different crowd all together this time.
Mic: Nuff foreigners did deh deh wid dem yankee talk.
Stu: Well I have to give thanks cuz I'm sick of the same brown yute dem a come fi chat politics. This time people round the place a rail up and dance and ting. G-Ras almost rush the selectahs one time cuz dem put a Sizzla pon a soca riddim.
Mic: Dem play dat at Beach Jouvert. It nuh right.
Tru: Capleton have him own too. If dem hear it!!

Stu: See it. Liqua was there in abundance so I had no complaints about last night. Beautiful women and ting. The Whaddat girls come and F*ck up the place last night. You three girls kept with the theme. I love dat. You see Mic?? Actually in short shorts and ting!!!..and Tru & Fyah?! I mean! Everybody came packin'...WOAH. Summer is here!!
Mic: Yeh. I hope y'all got a good look cuz that was the last time you'll see my legs. hahahaha
Fyah: It was a really good theme to kick the summer off still. They should've had like cocktails and frozen margueritas and ting.

Tru: Pip 'n' Ting never fail to disappoint still, but the bar was my biggest problem. They have to try to take everything into consideration before dem switch up the venue. Dat neva mek it. Dem know seh people come back now so they need to provide for that!
Stu: I don't know why dem switch from Temple hall. I loved it! They need that kinda vibes for those parties. We were literally hiding out in the dance. You saw when the big screen drop down? It almost drop on us... we were right there. and why don't they hook up the party live??
Tru: Fi real! Like the competition.
Fyah: Why we seeing things dem tape before?
Stu: It cyaan be too hard.

Mic: Fi real like instead of straining to get through the crowd and the hot-ass dance floor. Yo..yuh know seh Delano pass through last night fi spin a couple tune?
Fyah: Yeh man.
Tru: And Dr. Dre was spinnin too right?
Mic: Yeh..I think is him first appearance since his accident. Him and Marvin f*ck up di place. Dem neva play di Anthem still, but next time (Y'HEAR DRE?) fo sho.
Fyah: Seen. Pip 'n' Ting...SEE YOU...when??

Mic: ON JULY 14th!!!
Tru: So Stu..anything else you want to add?
Stu: The girls were phat!! Good inspiration for those going home to take care of business! Heh heh.
Mic: A'ight. We end on that. One!
Fyah: Thanks Stu! Likkle More.
Tru: PEACE!