Sunday, March 31st 5:30pm
These freakin bites have multiplied! They are now on my legs and behind my knees!! I am going insane! Come een like the sun mek it worse! Anyway, we're on our way to Margueritaville. I just saw Fyah on the way down at a likkle joint hanging out with a big joint... She told me it was pouring on the strip and she just going chill. Seen... she nice!! Sometimes I regret being the self-proclaimed party animal of Whaddat, y'knuh! But whadeva... forward march.

Sunday, March 31st 6:14pm
Aright, so it rainin' like a bitch, but apparently that never deter the Kingstonians! Margueritaville cawk wid dem, and mi nuh see not one breaker!! It was a real pain in the ass to find a parking space inside, but with that Whaddat charm, yuh dun know, it was aaaaall good! If yuh avoid the mud in the parking area, yuh nice... 'memba seh it's all sand inside cuz we at the beach, baby! Ooooh, yah! Bear vibes inside!

Delano vex (nuh really) cuz I was supposed to bring a dozen whaddat tees for the wet t-shirt contestants to wear. I glad seh I reach so late, trus' mi! The wet t-shirt contestants was 2 girls dat never really mek it still. Why they having a wet t-shirt contest at an all-Kingstonian jam, anyway? Same ting Fyah seh 'bout di "best breasts" contest last night - and I agree. Those kinda things are for Spring Break, and this is not really Spring Break! This is our Easter holiday! Spring Breakers with fake boobs would be all up in the wet t-shirt contest and that's the kind of thing that makes a wet t-shirt contest amusing... the plasticity of it all! Yuh dun know how most hot Kingston girls stay with dem stush selves - dem not going on stage, so we were treated to a mediocre contest with two young girls under too much liqour vying it out for whatever. They never even looked like they really wanted to be up there. Peer pressure is a bitch, huh?

Anyway, I brought about 20 t-shirts that they threw in the crowd, along with a bunch of Special Delivery II CDs (coming summer, y'all!)... I was so glad to see people wearing the shirts and reppin' Whaddat! Big up! MadRas and Jaime's cutie friend there from MIA - Bless up!

Sunday, March 31st 6:40pm
I want to get something straight here. I don't know how much exactly for one rum & coke but I do know that 4 bills buy only 3 a dem. That means more than a bills for a mix drink. Now, a little birdie told me that Margueritaville charge J$500,000 for the venue. I'm not going to stress it, cuz I don't know how true that is, but how it work? Renaissance get the gate alone? Mi nuh know, but guess wha'... nobody gives a shit! Everybody's having a great time, and even with the amount of younguns in here, I still enjoying myself! I still think that out of all places in Jamaica, these toppa top venues (especially during these Spring months) would abide by the enforced 18+ drinking age law. I don't get it! Ambulance here, ambulance there, picking up gnarled people!! RASS! Anyway, good vibes still - all 'round. Mi nuh wan' SPWILE IT.

Sunday, March 31st 7:03pm
Back to the ends. People were still pouring into Renaissance when we left but I am so tired. I definitely cannot make it to the after-party at Risky. Besides, I'm sure it will be all the same people and DJs and I've had my fun with them all over the past couple days. I've eaten my two patties and box drink, and I'm turning in. Tomorrow I'll get some more sun and we outta here by noon!

Monday, April 1st, 6:11am
Happy Anniversary, Whaddat! You make my heart sing! You'd a tink seh dis rass website is a man, don't it? Well, actually, it come een like a sister, still - or a best friend. What else do I spend more time with? Nuttin!! Oh, Whaddat... what would I do without you? Rass... I'm actually saying this outloud? Time to get up and watch the little minnows get eaten!